The Monthly Pornobioscoop

We go first so you can come quickly

by Mike Ock & Timothy Baptiste

InsaneCockBrothas.com
“Cramming Black Monster Poles Into Tight White Holes!

This site is fucking perfect.  When it's all said and done, what is the Internet for?  I'll tell you: for finding weird, arousing video and images.  And sometimes that means massive black cock.

The cocks on these guys are so long they can fuck a girl from across the room.  And that's exactly what they do!  With two fists at the base, these guys do their best just to get just half of their rods into the girl.  Imagine the frustration!  In some ways you're the pinnacle of sexual prowess, but the reality of it is you will never, ever go balls deep.

9 out of 10
Any site that has text like this is alright in my book: "Pretty Pussykat was poolside craving a cunt full of hard cock! Eager to please, the brothas brought two scoops of fat monster dick for her pretty clam and a gallon of cream for this sexy slut to lick up! Mrowr!"























MaxiMounds.com
“The Private World of Maxi Mounds”

According to Guinness, Maxi Mounds has the largest implanted breasts in the world!  She’s also the author of The Maxi Mounds Guide to the World of Exotic Dancing.  And her tits look like their weigh 75 pounds.

All that aside, this site has something that others don’t.  Authenticity.  Inside Maxi's home-made website you can find everything from photos of her massive mam gams to her travel blog (she loves the road) and even a page selling her custom-made costumes!

10 out of 10
The world's largest tits, come on man! No wonder she has 1,800 friends on MySpace!

HerFirstBigCock.com

“Definitely More Than She Bargained For!”

At first glance, the only difference between this site and InsaneCockBrothas is that the dudes don’t wear masks on this site.  However, upon closer examination, these dicks are not “insane,” they’re just big.  The difference being that “insane” cocks require the motherfuckers to wear masks to protect their dignity because at the end of the day they’re really just freaks of nature with thick monkey tails hanging from their groins.  Whereas simply “big” dicks, like the ones on this site, don’t necessitate masks.  These guys are all face, all smiles.

It seems that these guys offer up their services through chatrooms and whatnot. "Ever been with a black dude, baby?" that sort of stuff.  And more power to them. I sometimes wish I could use the mythology of the black cock to my advantage.  Even better if I had a buddy to do it with!  These two guys have it all figured out.

Like any good duo, you got the loud, manicured showboat and the beefy, acne-scared knuckle-crusher…the club-goer and the clubber… Like Batman and Robin, Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson... You can see the brotherly love between them as they sandwich some lucky girl and bro-pound over her.  Shouldn’t this site be called Her First two Big Cocks?

8 out of 10
It's about brotherhood.
























Bustyz.com
“We Have The Biggist Tits In The World!”

This is probably the only big tit site searchable by actress names.  But at the end of the day, it’s just another gallery site.  They say they update it weekly, but the latest photo series reads March!  Poor showing, poor showing all around.

3 out of 10
Like I said, amateur hour.
























HairyGuns.com
“Monster Cock Big Dogfart Movie Massive Giant Black Dick.”

This site is a self-described “tribute to the world’s largest cunt destroyers.”  Listen… there are hundreds of big dick sites on the world wide web.  But none, as far as I’ve found, is a “tribute” site.  Like, let us all take a moment and pay homage to the web’s biggest dicks in the smallest chicks.

Okay, now that we've done that, let's move on and use this site to find better, dirtier sites that treat giant cocks with the raw indignity they deserve.

2 out of 10
I mean, really… HairyGuns.com is the domain name you bought?

























BigTitsAtSchool.com
"Where Sexy School Fantasies & Big Tits Meet Up."

Finally, someone put two and two together.

7 out of 10
No, not a perfecet score.  It's pretty much only teachers.
























BigTitsAtWork.com
"Home of the Hottest Professionals in America."

It seems that big tits, or as I like to call them, "tig bits", work well just about anywhere. 

9 out of 10
The role playing is just one point more believable at BTAW than BTAS.
And sometimes that counts for two points.























HugeWhiteDick.com
“The Biggest Dicks Filling the Tightest Pussies to the Maximum!”

You see!  You see!  White guys have big dicks too!

6 out of 10
Great illustration, good layout... the dicks just aren’t that big.
Nevertheless, I am glad to see there's a site out there completely devoted to the enormous market that is small-dicked, xenophobic white guys.

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