Screw Top Chef and all those uptight cookery snobs who make fancy reduction sauces and garnish with caviar. Eat some mescaline and get in the kitchen biatch! Check out more here.

Yesterday, Estelle Getty, a.k.a the wise-cracking Grandma Sophia from the Golden Girls went up to that Shady Pines in the sky and passed away at the age of 84. I know that after watching 178 episodes of her saying “Picture it–Sicily 1920″ she kinda became our man Dylan’s grandma and he’s crying inside. Pour out some ensure for her, and check out some of her better moments below.

Read it.  Love it. 

Why?
Because we love you.

Go and eat pig!
Its gonna be funnnnnnn.

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

Way to break out those superpowers late in the game. You fat sonofabitch.
I’m still reeling from the Cut Chemist/DJ Shadow show last night. I wanna marry that man.

More Italian Spiderman here

Go to this!

Then come to BODEGA and see Juiceboxxx KILL it!!!!

According to ABC 7 news, parks workers found a dead body in a shed at McCarren Park Pool this morning. According to Police, the body was so badly decomposed that they cannot determine the race or sex at this time.

So it wasn’t that hippie at the DEVO concert…

Too soon? Yeah probably too soon.

Hope to see you there for Cut Chemist and Dj Shadow tonight!